That one year when they were all in high school at the same time was truly magical.
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
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here we are kids
it’s finally over
I am so glad someone finally made this
reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
wow this file really is high quality
im kind of shocked
i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
im in love
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
Holy shit CHICA
This is a reply to Mayadile’s twerking Freddy post LMAO
THIS IS HIGHLY INACCURATE AND OFFENSIVE!
Foxy should be making it rain with gold doubloons!!
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